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Woman on Witness Stand A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your husband drink it. Tell me, didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the defense attorney prompted. "Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I felt sorry for him." "And when was that?" "When he asked for his second cup.

Life After Death? BOSS said to  an employee: "Do you  believe in life after Death?" EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he  replied. BOSS: "Well there is now, after you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you.

"I'm going to have cute boobs until I'm 90 . . . the best boobs in the nursing home."

TYPING EXERCISE

The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.

To most Americans, the orient is China, Japan, Korea and Vietnam; to Europeans it is the area of India and Pakistan.

The New Pres . . .

Barack Hussein Obama

(Editorial by Richard Stafford)

Now all the election BS has blown over. The winner, of course, is Obama, who must be excited because now he can start hanging out in public again with his old friends, radical terrorist symphathizer, Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Wright, his church leader for 20 years.

For now, we have a new president-elect. We owe it to the Democrats to show their new president the same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

Life returns to normal for most of us. I can only hope that president elect Obama will make good on his campaign promises for 95% of the American people which will include all of us here at the Canary Club. I for one, will be making daily trips to the mail box looking for that promised government check and/or, tax rebate. History tells us that election campaign promises usually tend to be forgotten, once the individual is elected. Forgive me if I remain skeptical.

Hopefully, one of Obama's first actions will be to influence all the young men in the country to pull up their pants.

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I'm on my way to the club

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